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Frank Jimenez, CCIE #5738 -
Systems Engineer, Cisco Systems -
As of March
3rd, Frank will have been employed at Cisco Systems
for 3,596 days. He has presented during the DFW
Cisco Users Group meetings in the past on several
topics. He has been in the IT industry for over 20
years and can be reached via email at
franjime@cisco.com.
During the past year he has been designing a new network for Chuck Norris. On Chuck Norris' network:
* Chuck Norris uses IPv7, because v6 isn't big enough, and v8 is for vegetables.
* You don't boot your computer onto Chuck Norris' network, the network boots YOU.
* All intrusion attempts on Chuck Norris' network are met with a roundhouse kick to the throat.
* Chuck Norris' wireless network is so powerful, it has been known to sterilize frogs at 150 meters.
* On Chuck Norris' network, he always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
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